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Lewis GRIZZARD Donât Bend Over in the Garden HCDJ 1st
 

Lewis GRIZZARD Don’t Bend Over in the Garden HCDJ 1st

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EVERYONE LOVES LEWIS GRIZZARD!

This is "Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes" by Lewis Grizzard. Copyright Villard Books, 1988 – First Edition. Price-clipped.

“Lewis Grizzard, best-selling humorist and the ‘William Faulkner of just plain folks,’ has written about everything under the sun. But never before has he tackled – and tried to shackle – a subject like the one he tackles in "Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes".
And what’s that subject? What else?

Sex.

Lewis has decided to take sex on head first because there’s no other topic in the world that would let him write about: honeymoons, German sex shops, a stripper named Fonda Love, buying condoms, something called the Panty of the Month Club, Richard Nixon, sports, movies, and television. And if you don’t think those are enough to fill an all-new, all-original Grizzard tome, how about these: oysters, the dictionary, George Washington, bowling, and those letters that people allegedly write to Penthouse magazine.

As Lewis sees it, sex is involved in just about everything, from selling cars and clothes to selling grain elevators. Our newest sexpert has even decided sex was probably involved in the Louisiana Purchase.

The author of "When My Love Returns from the Ladies’ Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?" and many other best-selling books wants to make one thing clear, however:

“I promise I will not use a single really dirty word in this book. I would never embarrass my mother by saying things like Eddie Murphy says. Also, there’s my minister, several of my ex-teachers and my former Little League baseball coach to consider. I don’t want any of them reading this book and then saying ‘He wasn’t raised that way.’”

So what’s the upshot of Lewis Grizzard’s exploring the world’s favorite topic?

He proves once and for all that sex isn’t dirty; it’s just hilarious.

Unless you do it exactly right."

Hardcover book with dust jacket is in excellent condition – very clean with no rips, tears, or writing.
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